I found god in a porta john

Here is a song that me and my friend wrote to describe what it was like to have to be a female and bath in the field.

ON A COOL AFRICAN NIGHT

BEFORE THE STARS WERE OUT SO BRIGHT

AS THE SAYIN GOES AND ITS OH SO TRUE

CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

I FOUND GOD IN A PORTA JOHN AND 

NOW I WONDER WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG

THE LEGS WERE PRICKLY AND COVERED WITH GOO

AND OH LORD, I NEEDED TO SHAMPOO

SAND IN THE HAIR, STRIPPED DOWN BARE AND

I FOUND GOD IN A PORTA JOHN AND 

NOW I WONDER WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG

WATER COLD AS ICE, BUT LORD DID WE SMELL SO NICE.

CHERRY BLOSSOM WITH A HINT OF BAMBOO, AND CUCUMBER MELON IF ONLY YOU KNEW

1ST TIME A PORTA JOHN HAS SMELLED SO SWEET, 

I THINK I FOUND GOD ON THIS AFRICAN RETREAT

I FOUND GOD IN A PORTA JOHN AND 

I WONDER WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG!!!